Check Out the Obamas’ New Digs

Being the president of the United States is one of the worst jobs imaginable, right up there with Assistant Crack Dealer. But being a former president is a pretty sweet gig. Until the position of Supreme Overlord of the Multiverse is created — and it’s only a matter of time — a president has reached their professional peak, and there’s really nothing left to do but *sigh* get paid millions to travel around the world giving speeches.

So how do you spend that money? If you’re the Obamas, you buy a $11.75 million beachside mansion in Martha’s Vineyard. Purchased in December 2019, the spacious vacation home — nearly 7000ft² (650m² ) — boasts seven bedrooms (one for each day of the week?) eight bathrooms, a two-car garage (Goodness! Where will they park their other vehicles?) a swimming pool, and a barn (for their alpacas, we can only assume). Just in case you aren’t jealous yet, we’ve got photos of their luxurious vacation home. Let’s take a look.